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TheSousChef

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My Bio
I like to draw and watch bad television.

Favourite Movies
Goodbye Lenin, The Lion King, Inception
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Hans Zimmer, Pitbull
Favourite Writers
Hesse, T.S. Eliot, Robert K. Massie
Favourite Games
Battleship
Other Interests
hats
I like using the phrase "multiple blogging platforms" to describe myself so I am attempting to revitalize old and dusty pages of mine, such as this one, and I just realized that I haven't made words on this since 2011. OK quick rundown of the past like two years: -Came home from Vienna and am now consumed with a probably disturbing desire to somehow get back -Did my sophomore university year, minimum wage job happened, TL;DR large gap in my memory -Woke up in Berlin -Have been here for the past ten months doing God Knows What, returning to the States in two Basically, wave of activity coming in two months. Cheers!
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Blahhh. I'll put up more arts when I get home from Vienna. Hope you are all having a nice spring!!
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you guys

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I am one year old today. On DA. And in real life.
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A Girl friend of mine told me she got her picture on Artige(dot)no and gave me the link.. second time I noticed the pic had TheSousChef signature on it... so I had to look it up... And now.. Im really dissapointed at her for lying at some nice art she didnt make but stole.
Bismarck sighs, turning into the gentle embrace of his lover. "This will have to end one day," he informs his dear heart. "This cannot last as it has."

His love simply draws him closer, hands cold where they press against Bismarck's back. Bismarck whines, stretching himself away from them. "No fair," he murmurs. "You're always so cold."

General Winter does not answer him.

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Oh yeah, baby. I love you this much. Next up is America watching Japan shave himself in a diaper. Unf.
I don't know how to feel about this.
How do you feel about this then?


He cannot help but be attracted to the man. He draws him, like a moth to flame, unerringly searching for warmth and the golden light that greets him. Except it isn't golden light. It's dark and cold. Frost that builds and touches everything, leaves it hard and frozen, nips at his lips and his cheeks until they turn red from the abuse.

The cold is an affront, a challenge. It taunts him.

But he can master it, so he leads his troops into Russia.

Napoleon will prove dominion over General Winter yet.
omfg keep going this is brilliant
the only thing you must do is die.

but thankyou nonetheless. x)